HOW NOT TO BE A CONVERSATION KILLER

Are you an unfunny loser who literally bores innocent humans to their untimely death? Do people fake phone calls or shoot themselves just to get away from having to speak with you? Then this is your lucky day! This blog is meant to give you the best tips and pointers to make conversations interesting and turn you from a conversation killer into a conversation sparker.

Killing conversations is quite easy for most people; making conversations interesting on the other hand is difficult still for most people. I’m a part of that remaining percentage of people who have the natural ability to keep a conversation going and interesting. How do you make a conversation interesting you ask? Well, here are some tips on how to reduce mortality rate among members of your clique:

·        Don’t take everything seriously: You’re talking with your pal, not the governor. Keep yourselves laughing and stop taking stuff seriously. I hate talking to someone who frowns all the time.

·        Always smile: Nobody would want to have a conversation with someone who looks like Osama wearing a face mask made of poop. Keep yourself jolly all the time and people will want to keep talking to you.

·        Make jokes and funny remarks: A conversation would be totally lack luster if the was nothing to laugh about. Making funny remarks every now and then will not only make a conversation interesting, but will also attract people to you.

·        Contribute substantially: A conversation involves dialogue between two or more people; some people defy that definition and let the other person keep talking and bringing up topics. This isn’t right; it should even be a serious criminal offence at par with murder. Say something to show that you’re alive, if not the victim will get bored and end the conversation.

·        Bring up interesting topics: This is a reason to read the papers and search for cool stories and events on the internet. By knowing, you can tell; by telling, you’ll be making quite an interesting conversation. They say knowledge is power, but I say KNOWLEDGE IS CONVERSATION.

·        Be silly: When in a conversation, to support tip number 3, you can make funny faces or even act dumb. This will result in a short period of laughter by both parties; and laughter indicates a great conversation.

·        Gossip a little: Gossip is one of the juiciest conversation sparkers known to man. You say only women gossip? Well you’re wrong. Talk about someone when you notice the conversation going down.

Follow these easy tips and you will notice great changes in your conversation life. You won’t have to threaten people to make them talk to you anymore.

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